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piratekitten asked: Every time I see Booger, I can't even recognize her as a dog. She looks like an adorable muppet and I wanna smush her faaaaaace!
Common responses to Booger:
“Is that…a….kitten?”
“Wow. She looks like a bat.”
“Holy shit! Gremlins!”
“That’s a dog? That’s not a dog.” (personal assurance that she’s a dog) “That’s not a dog.”
“Can I touch it?”