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Dec 23rd, 2011 @ 5:53 pm

These. I will have to see these tomorrow. I will have to smell these. I will watch people who share components of my DNA structure eat these. I repeat: They will eat them. With their mouths. There is little I hate on earth more than these things. Even this shit, it’s nothing compared to those vomit-filled fuckers-up of chocolate. (Yeah, those crappy defamations of chocolate and mint, and edible insult to regions of South America, will also be making an appearance. Dammit.)

These.

I will have to see these tomorrow. I will have to smell these. I will watch people who share components of my DNA structure eat these.

I repeat: They will eat them. With their mouths.

There is little I hate on earth more than these things.

Even this shit, it’s nothing compared to those vomit-filled fuckers-up of chocolate.

(Yeah, those crappy defamations of chocolate and mint, and edible insult to regions of South America, will also be making an appearance. Dammit.)

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