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Dec 15th, 2011 @ 1:56 pm

SELF-PORTRAIT If the lady in the photograph was about a foot shorter, the same shade as Sméagol but covered in tattoos, with only four inches of hair on her head, a septum ring, bitten fingernails, and a peculiar series of bruises on her thighs, but no headband with ears or furry dress, this is me and my dog.  Oh, and without the dog’s costume, too. Basically if the lady was Hot Topic Sméagol and the dog was naked, this is totally me and my dog.

SELF-PORTRAIT

If the lady in the photograph was about a foot shorter, the same shade as Sméagol but covered in tattoos, with only four inches of hair on her head, a septum ring, bitten fingernails, and a peculiar series of bruises on her thighs, but no headband with ears or furry dress, this is me and my dog. 

Oh, and without the dog’s costume, too.

Basically if the lady was Hot Topic Sméagol and the dog was naked, this is totally me and my dog.

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