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Oct 17th, 2011 @ 3:49 pm

The puppy ate a matchbook. To remedy this, I fed her a piece of bread. I only had cinnamon raisin bread on hand.  Just to be sure, I searched to see if matches are toxic to dogs. Nope. But you know what are toxic? Raisins. Raisins are toxic to dogs. I freaked out and my friend Derek had this to say: “You just need to play some Stooges for her. Make her think she’s a street-walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm instead of a stomach full of match-heads and raisins.” GOOD ADVICE. Puppy seems fine.

The puppy ate a matchbook. To remedy this, I fed her a piece of bread. I only had cinnamon raisin bread on hand. 

Just to be sure, I searched to see if matches are toxic to dogs. Nope. But you know what are toxic? Raisins. Raisins are toxic to dogs.

I freaked out and my friend Derek had this to say:

“You just need to play some Stooges for her. Make her think she’s a street-walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm instead of a stomach full of match-heads and raisins.”

GOOD ADVICE. Puppy seems fine.

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