December 2011
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oaksandroses asked: Every time I see Booger, I can't even recognize her as a dog. She looks like an adorable muppet and I wanna smush her faaaaaace!
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I am a strong person.
I can lift a case containing twelve bottles of seltzer and carry it up several flights of stairs.
I’ve got metal bars through my nipples. And nose. And other parts. (Not there, that’s just stupid.)
I’ve had a colposcopy. Twice.
Didn’t flinch when I saw Saw or yesterday’s Giants game.
I am strong. It’s not up for debate.
But fuck you...
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"[Redacted] can suck [redacted]'s dick and you...
I fucking love my friends.
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There is productive and then there is Internet productive.
There’s a difference.
There is.
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Man survives on Coors Light for 3 days while stuck... →
Back in the day, we used to just call this “college.”
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Guy code.
When staying at a guy’s house, what’s the proper protocol for asking if you can borrow some of his super fancy hair styling products? Are you supposed to just act like they don’t exist because it’s emasculating to acknowledge them? Or is it like that Virginia Woolf book where, like, if I ask, then he’ll wake up tomorrow with a vagina? Or will he just go,...