December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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oaksandroses asked: Every time I see Booger, I can't even recognize her as a dog. She looks like an adorable muppet and I wanna smush her faaaaaace!
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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I am a strong person. I can lift a case containing twelve bottles of seltzer and carry it up several flights of stairs. I’ve got metal bars through my nipples. And nose. And other parts. (Not there, that’s just stupid.) I’ve had a colposcopy. Twice. Didn’t flinch when I saw Saw or yesterday’s Giants game. I am strong. It’s not up for debate. But fuck you...
Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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"[Redacted] can suck [redacted]'s dick and you...
I fucking love my friends.
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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There is productive and then there is Internet productive. There’s a difference. There is.
Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Man survives on Coors Light for 3 days while stuck... →
Back in the day, we used to just call this “college.”
Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
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Guy code.
When staying at a guy’s house, what’s the proper protocol for asking if you can borrow some of his super fancy hair styling products? Are you supposed to just act like they don’t exist because it’s emasculating to acknowledge them? Or is it like that Virginia Woolf book where, like, if I ask, then he’ll wake up tomorrow with a vagina? Or will he just go,...
Dec 1st
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